I'm hotter than the suicide girls on your switchboards! When I rip off my shirt and start swinging my stick swords, Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! Obey your superior like good cops and soldiers. I'll put you two in tombs, call it cryptocurrency. I'm delivering blows,Īnd when they land, it won't help to make fists with your toes! So I think I can withstand an excremental ex-commando!Īnd this sad, broken dad-joking popo is no foe So I'm not vexed by vets flexing 'roid-injected pecs!īeing excommunicado wasn't more than I could handle, I craft rhymes with pencils, then jam 'em in necks, You're such wieners, I should call you both John Shaft. Only one of us to go three chapters without sucking.īetween your elevator and the mine where you were trapped, Underworld overachiever looking dapper as I'm bucking. I'm gonna need a dinner reservation for two.Ī proficient, professional killing machine! You, less survival knife you, more survival wife! John Wick: I'm like this prick's ring finger: only need one clip!Ĭ'mon! I been sharp as shattered glass since the late '80s,Īnd like your late pup, I'll leave you pushing up daisies! Leave the underground coin game to Mario Brothers.Īnd John, Bubbe, what the fuck's with the chest butter? You got the trousers tapered and the watch, Bucherer,īut your acting falls flatter than the Hans Gruber! How about a little hakuna matata, Baba Yaga? 'Cause you'll never take the W without the P and O!ĭoes your lip hang low? Does it wobble to and fro?Ĭan you string that shit up on your compound bow?Īnd lighten up, Wick, with your brooding saga. I haven't stopped killing it since Karl's brother, Tony,Īnd I got your detonators right here, blow me! (Oops!) Need a fire hose to swing on you you're both so below me! I'll set it off like the top of Nakatomi! Sounds sweet!īut no, I'm stuck here with these two jerkweeds,Ībout to kick their ass with bare feet! Argyle, drop the beat! John McClane: Or maybe you could draw an audience to see any of your new movies.Ĭome out to the coast we'll have a few laughs. Other "Epic Rap Battles" inspired by the series proper are countless many only exist in script form and are made just for fun, while others are full-fledged serial productions, such as Epic Rap Battle Parodies, Uber Rap Battles of Fiction and Moleman's Epic Rap Battles.All right, I guess I'll be the one to draw First Blood. Community sites such as Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki and the Epic Rap Battles of History Forum are thriving hubs of activity. FandomĮpic Rap Battles of History has a very active fandom, constituting a whole genre effectively inspired singlehandedly by it (see below). Roosevelt over what content is appropriate for future ideas, mirroring the aforementioned real fighting over suggestions. The most recent such video even featured Teddy arguing with his equally-famous relative Franklin D. Tobuscus" have been effectively rejected.Įpic Rap Battles of History generally releases battles in "waves" of six every week or two, with months-long hiatuses in-between each batch, and shortly before each wave goes into production, "ERB News" videos are released, which usually consist of a screaming Theodore Roosevelt (complete with the catchphrase greeting of "WHAT'S UP, BITCHES!") talking about the series' plans and encouraging ambitious suggestions. Mythbusters, while other common ones that regularly receive numerous upvotes in comments, such as "Homer Simpson Vs. Some ideas that have made it into ERBOH specifically due to popular demand have included Goku Vs. The majority of the respective comments sections for all the ERBOH videos on YouTube consist of suggestions for future battles, and in turn arguments over said suggestions and what constitutes worthy/acceptable "material" for the series. Suggestions/IdeasĮach battle ends with the announcement of "WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!", and indeed, the successive new matchups for the series are largely based upon viewer suggestions usually left in comments, and those chosen to be adapted by the crew are in fact shown alongside the "YOU DECIDE!" announcement. Adolf Hitler, was responsible for launching the popularity of the series, becoming the "flagship" matchup of the franchise and getting not one but two sequels/rematches, released as the premieres for the second and third seasons, respectively. The second official battle of the series, Darth Vader Vs.
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